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And so I Heard About That Creepy Place in The MEPD


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There have been rumours flying around about this mysterious place in the Police Department.

I think they call it a shower room and seriously I have no idea what it is and what it do. I was only told that all good soldiers will do their best to avoid that place. I heard so much horror stories that whenever discharged soldiers get thrown in there, they come out looking like a shadow of their former self. That really sent shivers down my spine thinking what that means.

Any seniors care to share their stories about this place?

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There have been rumours flying around about this mysterious place in the Police Department.

I think they call it a shower room and seriously I have no idea what it is and what it do. I was only told that all good soldiers will do their best to avoid that place. I heard so much horror stories that whenever discharged soldiers get thrown in there, they come out looking like a shadow of their former self. That really sent shivers down my spine thinking what that means.

Any seniors care to share their stories about this place?

For those that suffered the confines of said creepy place.....there is a stormtrooper support group with a rubber room and a mud/sand pit available to those whom have lost it completely,and would like to "regain" what they've lost,lol.

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Ahhhh, being water boarded is one thing..... but being soap and water boarded, it sends chills down my dirty armor. :(

Tell me more about this soap thing. What does it do? I heard that it can magically wash away the dirt on the armour and make it clean! Oh the horror! :blink:

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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, i had experienced such a horrifying ordeal. it was when I had a brief visit to see Lord Vader himself. It was to be a simple fort night stay that turned into one of my worst memories (second only to Hasbro trying to manufacture our blasters ;) )

Anyway, I was on my way to see Vader and as I was being escorted by 2 really really really shiny troopers, we were cut off by the extremely beautiful Mara Jade and 4 of her apprentices. She used some "convincing" words to get me to follow her....little did I know it was to one of these "showers".....lets just say "use your imagination what happened next"....

after about 2 hours with her in this "shower" the waiting outside troopers and apprentices decide to tell Lord Vader I had become missing. This turned out to be very upsetting to him as had already ordered dinner for us. He initiated a massive search for me...The great thing about it was, now that I was clean all I had to do was take off my Pauldron and hide it under my chestplate. I became completely unrecognizable and even participated briefly in the search for myself.

I then slipped out of the lineup and happened to stumble on to a couple of troopers that had been involved in a prisoner escape....they were pretty beat up.....and both knocked out. Just as I walked over to help them the prisoner jumped out and started swinging at me. Thanks to my military style training within the MEPD he was no match for me. I quickly removed both of his arms and secured the situation. As this was happening the troopers woke up and Lord Vader and his search team of troopers arrived on the scene. It was assumed i had been involved in the helping of the troopers and looked at as the hero of the day. Received some award and finally sent back to Mos Eisley.

Mara still calls and has tried to visit a few times but our conversations are usually the same...she tells me things could be great between us....I say " look.....Im a DIRTY BOY....that aint changin baby" :)

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I had to go in there one time!!! :( Just before the rose parade. I was told I had to be presentable to Uncle George since when I'd submitted my video I was clean!

I hope to NEVER go in that room again! :lol:

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There have been rumours flying around about this mysterious place in the Police Department.

I think they call it a shower room and seriously I have no idea what it is and what it do.

maybe you talk about this room :lol:

(pics from the lars house in tunisia :P )

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