TD-443 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 *START REPORT* While on my way to the cantina..... I got lost. I ended up at a childs birthday party. Vader is going to choke my a$$ for sure. Heres my report: Here I am entering the home What the ****? Why is there toy figures of Vader, an x-wing, and an old clone warship on this cake? And who's the blonde kid with the saber? He's definately too short to be a trooper. Looks kind of like he likes to keep it in the family if you know what I mean. And what is star wars? And is that the DEATHSTAR?!?!?!? I FOUND THE STOLEN DEATH STAR PLANS! WHAT IS MY DAUGHTER DOING HERE?! This is starting to get weird. This is not ok! Aim wasnt too bad for a 4 year old. Needless to say she has already signed on with the empire. Im gonna win that trip to Naboo for sure!!! Only need to more Enlistees! Apparently this is the birthday boy. I gave him his gift later as you will see further down. Sneaky Ewoks! Notice how there is only 1 picture of it.... yaaaaaaa..... And I thought J-LO had an a$$. Im bringing sexy back. This entertainers back mouth was talking to me in a language I could not understand at all. And its breath was horrible.... I couldnt take it anymore! Birthday boy and friends playing with his gift from TD-443. I tought them a new game as well to play with it: HOT STING-BALL GRENADE. Look how excited young Harry Potter is to get handed the sting-ball grenade. Look Sir Droid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD-443 Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 This wasnt the droid I was looking for. Mmmm jolly moisture farmers! My favorite! The entertainer was really pushing it. Chicks Dig Armor Oh Bantha poodoo! I need to get to Docking Bay 94 now! *END REPORT* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short TRooper Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 vv TD-443, Is this the droid your looking for? He came to my house and was dismantled in a few minutes!!!! Actually it's a cake I made...I have the Darth Vader Pan too. Any way, good report there and nice pics..Looks like every one had a good time and that bfg was longer than the little girl there! I was surprised she could hold on to it. HOw old was the birthday boy btw? ShortTrooper (Diana) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootch Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Ha ha! Pretty good Eddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD-4510 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Gotta love those special assignments! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6170 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Look Sir B@LLS! Wow dude looked like a **** of a good time! Troop on Eddie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Look Sir Droid! Ha ha too cool bro, i have a big smile on my face right now. Love the report, and all the fantastisc pictures. Keep on trooping . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Dirty Trooper Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Hahaha great pics bro ! A chicks Dig armor for sure bro ! Thanks for sharing, Grtz RAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pappy Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! Nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchy Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Besides trooping these events are big fun as well... It's always a good thing to make kids smile and have a good time yourself too, as the pictures prove!! So well done bro'.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ph1l2007 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 ...And what is star wars... Just so you can be informed trooper: Apparently, an Earthling by the name of George Lucas somehow got word of the civil war that has been going on in our galaxy and decided to make a documentary on it (similar to the one's Earthlings have been making about their WWII, Vietnam War, etc...) How he was able to gain insight into the events going on in our galaxy is unknown, and the Earthlings must have some kind of secret technology beyond our comprehension. However, as many of us Earth-stationed troopers know, this documentary known as "Star Wars" is a highly bias depiction of the actual events of the Galactic Civil war, and many scenes are twisted to favor the Rebellion. Lucas must be sympathetic to their cause because any Earthling who has seen Star Wars is taught to see us as the "bad guys". For troopers who don't know, TD-0013 does an excellent job clearing up misconceptions about this horrible documentary in his podcast at http://www.adpov.net/ I recommend every trooper listen to all the episodes to be able to enlighten citizens about the truth of our war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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