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Hi all.

I'm Hairball.

I like dirt. I like deserts. I like desert dirt. I like dessert - chocolate ice cream is my favorite. I like my suede thong. I like classic rock. I like classic rock in my suede thong. I like intimidating Jawas.

Soon I hope to be accepted to boot camp at the MEPD Training Academy.

Then I hope to become Officer Hairball of the MEPD.

I even have a metal washer I'm polishing for my official "Look Sir, 'droids" portrait.

Excuse me, I have to go. There are some Jawas I need to glare at.

Hairball

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Hi all.

I'm Hairball.

I like dirt. I like deserts. I like desert dirt. I like dessert - chocolate ice cream is my favorite. I like my suede thong. I like classic rock. I like classic rock in my suede thong. I like intimidating Jawas.

Hi! My name is Borat... I like you. I like sex.

Welcome!

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