*START REPORT*
While on my way to the cantina..... I got lost. I ended up at a childs birthday party. Vader is going to choke my a$$ for sure.
Heres my report:
Here I am entering the home
What the ****? Why is there toy figures of Vader, an x-wing, and an old clone warship on this cake? And who's the blonde kid with the saber? He's definately too short to be a trooper. Looks kind of like he likes to keep it in the family if you know what I mean. And what is star wars? And is that the DEATHSTAR?!?!?!? I FOUND THE STOLEN DEATH STAR PLANS!
WHAT IS MY DAUGHTER DOING HERE?! This is starting to get weird.
This is not ok!
Aim wasnt too bad for a 4 year old. Needless to say she has already signed on with the empire. Im gonna win that trip to Naboo for sure!!! Only need to more Enlistees!
Apparently this is the birthday boy. I gave him his gift later as you will see further down.
Sneaky Ewoks! Notice how there is only 1 picture of it.... yaaaaaaa.....
And I thought J-LO had an a$$. Im bringing sexy back.
This entertainers back mouth was talking to me in a language I could not understand at all. And its breath was horrible.... I couldnt take it anymore!
Birthday boy and friends playing with his gift from TD-443. I tought them a new game as well to play with it: HOT STING-BALL GRENADE. Look how excited young Harry Potter is to get handed the sting-ball grenade.
Look Sir Droid!