I don't know if this much of a story or not, but what the heck...
Shoreleave 04, Baltimore MD.
I'd been in armor for almost nine hours at this point, and been drinking beer for the previous two or three hours. The evening was winding down with the evening dance-thing. One other sandtrooper and I were the last one's standing still in armor at this point, and I was intoxicated enough to dance it up... with whom, I have no idea... how can you see in a stormtrooper helmet, right? Anyway, some of the other guys there were irking me to sex it up with some chick who was dressed like Slave Leia. Admittedly, she was not all that... what I might call a butterface... but I'll digress. Anyway, these guys asked her to dance with me so they could get lots of pictures. Her response was, "I'm not drunk enough yet."
Another time we invaded a grocery store and did naughty things with produce.