Hoping the "coward" label doesn't stick since this is the trooper I have emulated, lol! I would like to suggest the following alternatives: 1) the evasive trooper, 2) the smart trooper, or 3) the live-another-day trooper. Notice, he's not alone back there!
Your lab pipe, by the way, is looking nice. The center of my dish lines up with the button on the panel.