DOC VITO Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 GREETINGS GENTLEMEN: Thought I would take them opp. to Re-introduce myself after along "Leave" due to Illness (2007). I am fit for DUTY. My name is Vito Michael D'Aiuto and I am a RECRUIT TK/TD with the CTG 501st. I am a Retired 20 year vet US NAVY Chief Hospital Corpsman who served with elements of the UNITED STATES MARINE CORP from 1979-1999 I am currently a Quality Assurance inspector at SIKORSKY AIRCRAFT in Stratford Connecticut I am looking FWD to the comradeship of the Dept and the opportunity to help bring order to the Connecticut outpost. TD Recruit Vito " Yes, I DO NEED TO SEE YOUR IDENTIFICATION" stop waving your hand in my face sir.....or I will stun and bind you. Imagine that Sarge..guy thinks he is a Jedi..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyBoy Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 WHATS UP!!!!! glad to see your on here man....welcome back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iconoclasta_88 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Welcome Bro!! Hope to see you shooting Jawas and blowing up farmers soon! If you need any help, just let us know! Saludos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETNUHHA Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Welcome back, and healthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK4702 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 May you have a long happy (and healthy) TD future trooper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOC VITO Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 Thank you ALL for the ....excuse the pun "WARM WELCOME". Recruit Vito Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXPD2003 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 " Yes, I DO NEED TO SEE YOUR IDENTIFICATION" stop waving your hand in my face sir.....or I will stun and bind you. Imagine that Sarge..guy thinks he is a Jedi..." I'm sure that was in the original script, until they changed it. LOL Classic Tho! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know, I always imagined that it would go down like any other taffic stop. Good afternoon, I am Captain "DOC" Vito with the MEPD. The reason I stopped you is because the Emporer has given me this cool "Do anything I want and get away with it badge". Imperial Drivers Licence, Mos Eisley Registration, proof of Imperial Insurance, and urine sample please... also I am going to need to see a bill of sale on these two droids. You don't have paperwork with you? Sarge, run the serial numbers thru the Imperial Database (muffled yes sir in the back)... they are in pretty good shape for being farm droids... no dirt or anything on them. Had them two seasons huh? Look at me, I am filthy... and I have been here six months... what? Yes, I DO NEED TO SEE YOUR IDENTIFICATION... stop waving your hand in my face sir, or I will stun and bind you. Imagine that Sarge... guy thinks he is a Jedi (laughing in the background)... I'm gonna need you to step out of the speeder please... Do either of you have any weapons or sharp objects in your pockets that will... THE OLD MAN'S GOT A BLADE! Shoot em! That's the way it should have gone down... but I understand that would have cut the movie short. Then again, a movie about the TD's would have been cool too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOC VITO Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 Chris ..If TD's could have only written the script!! My Dad and Son are HUGE fans. He looks exactly like Obi Wan in ANH. We dressed him up last Haloween to give out candy, being Italian, we called him OBI WAN CANOLLI. He's 82, and had A LOT of fun with the KIDS. He laughed his behind off at YOU-TUBE "TROOPS". He said OMG, OWEN and BERU are "White Trash" We have family and close friends who are active are retired Police Officers, so we understand COP-HUMOR. Wish he would go to a public event, but he's kinda shy. "Sir, uh, this speeder was reported stolen from ANCHOR HEAD 24 hrs ago, but you would'nt know anything about THAT, would you." "Oh Loook...is this your ECSTASY I found under the seat??" Rights...??? are you kidding. Sarge..call for transport...two in custody". Thanks for the welcome. RECRUIT VITO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXPD2003 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 No problem bro. I just knew that my police humor wouldn't be wasted here, with all the law enforcement folks we have running around in MEPD. Welcome! MEOW are these your droids? MEOW answer the question son... When I get my TD up and running, I am sooo doing a TD Supertrooper parody! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barricade Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Sweet...so we can expect the parody in about two years give or take six months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXPD2003 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Your not right dude LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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