Joe Versku Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 While it is too early to be pulling your crackers, I thought I'd start a thread that would allow us to share our best Xmas ******* jokes that may/may not help increase our repertoire of dinner time one liners come Xmas day. One of my personal favourites is: Knock, Knock Who's there ? Bumblebee Bumblebee who ? Bum'll be cold if you don't fr1@kin let me in !!! Have a joyful Christmas troopers ! See you on the other side ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Versku Posted December 23, 2012 Author Share Posted December 23, 2012 Hmm, I didn't realise c-r-a-c-k-e-r was a rude word ? Ah well.. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smally Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 C r a c k e r? A rude word? Pull the other one hahaha - see what did there Joe? Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Versku Posted December 24, 2012 Author Share Posted December 24, 2012 LOL I'll have what ur having ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smally Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 LOL I'll have what ur having ! You can't I'm afraid... I found it in the evidence locker at work. That's a joke, I shouldn't have said that, honestly it's a joke I tells ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Versku Posted December 24, 2012 Author Share Posted December 24, 2012 If ur like this in the morning, what u gonna be like tonight?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smally Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Sober unfortunately, I gotta work tomorrow morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Versku Posted December 24, 2012 Author Share Posted December 24, 2012 Well that sucks. Go easy on Santa when he gets stuck in a chimney.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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