HamYoyo

A while ago a unique new supermarket opened in Florida .. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is the scent of freshly mowed hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing a...

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Went to see The Avengers this morning and OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! Movie of the Year without a doubt. Can't wait to go see it again.

A 7 yr & 4 year old are in their bedroom, 'You know what" says 7yr old, "I think its time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast I'll swear first then you". "OK" says 4yr old. Mum asks 7yr old what he wants for breakfast. "I'll have Coco pops, *****". WHACK, he flew out of his chair crying his eyes out. Mum looked at 4yr old & said sternly "and what do you want?" "dunno but it won't be ******* coco pops".