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Vader: "You may take Captain Solo to Jabba the Hutt after I have pants."

Moff Jerjerrod: "The Emperor's coming here?!"

Vader: "That is correct, Commander, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants."

Hoth rebel to Han Solo: "Your pants will freeze before you reach the first marker"

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Princess Leia: "Governor Tarkin...I expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I thought I recognised your foul pants when I was brought on board."

Greedo: "Tell that to Jabba - he may only take your pants!"

Emperor Palpatine: "There is a great disturbance in the pants"

Vader: "I have felt it, my Master"

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Luke: "Boy, it's lucky you have these pants."

Han: "I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them."

General Tagge: "The Rebel Alliance is too well equipped, they're more dangerous than you realize.

Admiral Motte: "Dangerous to your pants, Commander; not to this battle station.

C3PO - "Why I should stick my pants out for you is far beyond my capacity."

Princess Leia: "We have no time for pants, Commander. You must use the information in this R-2 unit to help plan the attack."

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"I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some **** fool idealistic crusade like your father did. It's your father's Pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age."

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