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Terrell78

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  1. I just got this and thought I would share.

    If you receive an e-mail entitled 'Bedtimes,' delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your cr edit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

    IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

    It will drink ALL your beer.

    FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ?

    It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.

    It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the 'Bedtimes' message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and le ave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub of water. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

    ***

    WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.

    ***

    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

    Send this warning to everyone!!!

    THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!

    And look at you -- you're on the computer!!!!

  2. A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face

    was severely burned. The doctor told the Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come From her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.

    He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.

    How can I possibly repay you?"

    "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

  3. Good work!

    BTW, if you're in to Warhammer 40k, you'll be interested to know that I might tackle a Space Marine Terminator as my next big one-year-long project.

    Scaled down so you can wear it, or full size?

  4. They drive smaller cars. Also, there is excellent public transportation.

    Excellent public transport? Where did you hear that from our rail network is a joke, the London Underground is a marvel considering it is so ancient and underfunded, yet carries millions of people thru London daily, it's cheaper to drive somewhere than it is to get a train, and each time I wait for a bus I'm standing around for at least 45 minutes while the drivers are parked in some layby having a nice break elsewhere!

    And there is a growing number of Brits who are buying Planet-Killer 4x4s and SUVs, mostly mums who simply use them to drop little Johnny off at school then go fetch the shopping. Like they NEED a 4x4.....they are status symbols here, and parents have it in their heads that their kids are "safer" in a 4x4 cos they are "higher up" - yet that in itself is a danger if they get into a skid or a wobble while driving fast - the higher centre of gravity means they will flip over much easier.

    Alas, sorry to hear London has gone downhill since I was there last :(

    Agreed, the underground was great when I was there in 94.

  5. Have fun with being tall. Last your at a local con's droid hunt, I was on a team and the requirement to be on it was you had be a 6 foot+ TK/TD. We maxed out the team and the tallest TK at 6'7" was on another team.

    I anyone ever comments about you being a tall trooper, just tell them your from a low gravity world.

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